Thursday, March 26, 2009

DNA test confirms Alfie Patton is NOT the father

[caption id="attachment_1815" align="alignright" width="204" caption="Nooooooooo! Chantelle you slutty whore of a BITCH! You've been sleeping with other MEN??!"]Nooooooooo! [/caption]

Well this story blows my prior blog post about Alfie and Chantelle out of the water..

A recent DNA test conducted on Alfie Patten confirms that he is NOT the father of Maisie Roxanne.

The news came as a blow to Alfie who insisted that he was the only boyfriend that Chantelle had, since being together for two years.  When Chantelle found out she was pregnant, he asked her "Am I the dad?" and she answered "Yes."

[caption id="attachment_1818" align="alignleft" width="134" caption="You know Chantelle, you could have used Farmer John's sausages as an alternative rather then getting it from a 12 year old. They're probably the same size..."]You know Chantelle, you could have used Farmer John's sausages as an alternative rather then getting it from a 12 year old.  They're probably the same size...[/caption]

Apparently that isn't the case.  Chantelle told her half-sister Jodie that the father could have been one of many boys she slept with at her parents' home.

For whatever reason, Chantelle's mother ordered her to claim that she was a virgin up until the time Alfie slept with her.

Seriously Chantelle's mother is one fucked up lady.  I'm surprised child protective services haven't pulled Chantelle and Maisie away from that woman.  The mother clearly doesn't give a shit (or maybe is just incredibly fucking stupid?) about all these boys sleeping the night over at her house; and NOW you have her ordering Chantelle to lie about her virginity?  Somebody please get me a baseball bat.

So the question is... Who IS the father? Some other 12-17 year old boy?  As of now the real father is unknown.  Oh and Chantelle, you really are a whore...

Source:

  • DNA tests show boy-dad Alfie Patten is NOT the daddy