Friday, March 6, 2009

Sweden's Youth Care Foundation declares WoW as the 'Crack/Cocaine' ofgaming

Sven Rollenhagen, author of the report that came from the Sweden Youth Care Foundation had declared World of Warcraft being the most dangerous game on the market.

Rollanhagen said:
"There is not a single case of game addiction that we have worked with in which World of Warcraft has not played a part."   It is the crack cocaine of the computer gaming world.  Some people are literally unable to drag themselves away and will play it till they drop."
The Swedish National Institute of Public Health agrees with Rollenhagen's report also saying "Computer game addiction is becoming more widespread in Sweden and across the world.  There is no known medical diagnosis of conditions brought on by excessive game-playing, but it is clear they have a very powerful addictive hold over many people use [I think they meant play] them."

The foundation said in 2007 it received 2,000 calls to its addiction helpline.  From that number,  170 calls were in regards to computer gaming.  There was no additional detail as to what game(s) were the culprit.

Last February, a 15 year old Swedish boy playing World of Warcraft collapsed and went into convulsions.  His family rushed him into the hospital where doctors diagnosed an epileptic-type seizure brought on from sleep deprivation, lack of food, and too long a stretch for concentrated game playing.  The boy did make a full recovery, and now his father has launched a campaign to warn other parents of the dangers of marathon game sessions.

First of all I think the real question is, why in the hell are his parents letting him play the game that long?  I mean c'mon, I don't think it takes a doctor or scientist to realise something is wrong with their kid when they're sitting on the computer for half a day or whatever.  Clearly he's addicted.  It's their fault for not addressing the issue sooner.

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Phil Hendrie Flashback - Harvey Wireman on drunk driving

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As I continue to browse through my old Phil Hendrie archives, I came across yet another classic Phil Hendrie clip.

In this clip, Harvey Wireman calls in after destroying the rear bottom end of his Cadillac after he ran over a parking brick.  He claims that when we went to park his car, there was no parking brick placed where his car was, yet when he came back, there it was.

He also commented on a group called "Mother Against Illegal Aliens."  He's pissed off at the fact that any group that has "Mothers Against ---"  in the beginning of the name of their group, you're automatically classified as a Nazi if you ever question the groups motives.

He continues on claiming that the "Mothers Against Drunk Driving" group is one that he cannot stand because he believes that not everybody has a low tolerance to alcohol. He continues on saying that he has no problem driving home drunk, as he's never hit anyone... Yet.

Just listen to the clip, it's pretty amusing. :)

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Phil Hendrie Flashback - Love tips from Kobe Bryant (Part 2)

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Here's another classic flashback from the Phil Hendrie show.

This "Kobe Bryant Love Tips" segment was on air the day after the first segment.

Plus it's an excuse for me to once again link this awesome picture. ;)

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Monday, March 2, 2009

Phil Hendrie Flashback - Love tips from Kobe Bryant

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It's time again for yet another Phil Hendrie flashback.

This time it's special guest Kobe Bryant.  Kobe is on to give love tips to those who call in.

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For those of you who know me in real life, and know how I do my Kobe Bryant impersonations (and the bent over the chair joke), this is where it originates from!

L.A. County attempting a cuss-free week

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HAHAHHA HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH... Yeah right.  I think maybe a whole 10 people might actually go along with this...

This Tuesday, the L.A. County Board of Assholes...err Supervisors are scheduled to issue a proclamation making the first week of March a "No Cussing Week."  Of course this proclamation isn't mandatory, it's to help spread the god damn word.  Otherwise it would violate our first amendment.

So no swearing from the cold as fuck Pacific Ocean coastline to the really fucking hot as hell Mojave Desert.

The idea was inspired from McKay Hatch, 15 years old who founded the "No Cussing Club."  The idea happened around 7th grade when McKay noticed his friends were starting to swear, which was something that his family prohibited... What assholes!

"It's not about forcing anyone to stop, just to bring awareness," he says of the movement. "If you can do a week without cussing, maybe you can do two weeks. And then maybe a month."  Yeah then you'll expect a year from us next... You self-centered fucktard.

Hey I like cussing.  Some people cuss more then others.  Now I will agree that if you're one of those people that feel the need to insert a cuss word into every sentence, then you're probably an uneducated redneck that never finished the 3rd grade, with the exception of the Angry Video Game Nerd of course. :)

Oh if you think I'm offended or against McKay's idea of spreading the word or of his "No Cussing Club", I'm not... I just felt the need to swear a lot in this blog post for some reason... ;)

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Sunday, March 1, 2009

A Sleepwalking Dog

Can't say I've ever seen anything like this before...

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